I’m deleting my tumblr and starting over, yissss

kaciart:

yoyonaki:

typette:

buggy-love:

post-apocalyptic-siren:

futurastic:

[x]

yes.

Better than LMFAO

you can’t handle the gangnam swag

O-O-O-O-OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

(via thatoneslore)

So I recently bought my new laptop that I’ve been saving up for all year. I was absolutely sure that it had a webcam, because I have friends that I can’t just normally go see, so I use Skype (like a lot of people). I also happened to be on pain killers that I was required to take for a big and very painful spider bite.

I DO’T REMEMBER TAKING HALF OF THESE. AFG RT BGFSFH 

This is how I spend the very first fifteen minutes.

I was going for the Lord Voldemort look here.

I added eyebrows to make it look more maniacal. 

I am a beautiful sunflower, alright

Ang mother fuckers.

WHAT THE HELL. IT JUST COVERS YOUR WHOLE FACE. 

My puppy hat OMg

Yes, those are flames coming off of my head.

A cloud of despair. yes, that’s a tear on my cheek.

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL OF THE ANIMAL HATS

OFFICER NASTY AT YOUR SERVICE.

I’ve got my party hat

do you

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

IS THAT A WATERMELON HAT

WHAT

WHAT

sweet-bitsy:

deargalaxies:

steadymyheart:

How to Correctly Make French Toast

What the f*ck did I just watch?…

…..

I WAS DOING IT ALL WRONG

(Source: heyheyanna)

expertcosmotips:

when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.

(via spellsandenchantment)

samichan:

Oh god, you’re so hot. Let me fuck you boi.

(Source: juilan, via iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa)

dinotrash:

pinkspotlight:

what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”

the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into the street. the world floods with cheese. all is cheese.

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drarrywhore:

videohall:

Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie

That was beautiful

I regret watching none of that video.

(via r00han)

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looks like the pizza delivery boy is enjoying himself—
oh
wait
that’s
henry

(Source: henyah, via k-styled)